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#121 Organizationally Challenged

Date: 10/04/2008
Length: 00:07:31

The subject of today's essay is ... ummm ... bear with me ... I have some notes here somewhere ... just let me ... no, not there ... maybe over here? Nope, that's a recipe for Haggis; must remember to try that someday. I need to add sheep's stomach to my shopping list which is right here under this library book ... I wonder what the fine comes to after two decades?

I'm not disorganized. That would imply that at some point I was organized and things had just gotten away from me. You know, like when a politician or celebrity appears tearfully on television to explain that their latest DUI/affair/physical-assault-on-a-press-photographer was completely out of character and came as the result of stress.

No. I'm completely, chaotically, consistently organizationally challenged. When I'm installing new software and the computer has a blank for "Organization" I enter "Who, me?".....

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