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The Problems of Evil -- Short Cummings Audio #116
Date: 08/30/2008 I wish I were an evil genius. My wife says I don't qualify ... on either count. Which is exactly the kind of snippy comment I wouldn??t have to tolerate if I were an evil genius. Take a look at a really good, top-level evil genius like Goldfinger or Dr. Drakken or that guy who invented the shrink-wrap on CDs. With their success in the art of evil, they have entire staffs of thugs and minions and henchmen to keep their various other thugs, minions and henchmen in line. As a middle-manager I'm not allowed to have a single minion, let alone a henchman or thug. (It turns out that HR has all of these fussy rules against job descriptions which include the words "kill", "maim" or "at the whim of your supervisor".) Still, it's kind of fun to daydream what it would be like to be the head of an evil organization........ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the 'Play' button at the top of this post. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= NOTES:
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