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Hair! -- Short Cummings Audio #108
Date: 07/05/2008 For the first time in twenty-five years I have a new hairstyle. For a quarter century I've been faithful to a basic short-bangs, parted-on-the-right, square-backed haircut. It was a simple look; a serious look; a look that said, "I??m clueless about fashion." If they had named my hairstyle, it would have been called The Republican. Some masculine hairstyles are named for the people who made them popular like The Caesar or The Donald. (One is a famous tyrant and the other was a Roman Emperor.) My new do with it??s short-back-and-sides and gelled bangs that stick out should be called The Richie Rich after the famous comic-book character. When I got that first good look at myself in the mirror in the salon, all I could think was, "What have I done?" and "Will my wife like it?"...... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Like this excerpt? Want the whole story? Listen to the audio version by clicking the 'Play' button at the top of this post. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= NOTES:
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