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The Customer

Date: 05/01/2008
Length: 00:01:46

You know the phrase The Customer Is Always Right?

Bullshit. This guy is an asshole.

For years, he's been plaguing me with stupid questions, begging for me to help him, screaming that he's losing thousands of dollars because of me.

It's because he's a stubborn jackass. It doesn't matter what instructions I give to him ?????? he ignores them.

When I read the paper this morning, I saw his name on the front page.

Seems his house burned down and he died in the fire.

I guess he didn't follow the instructions again.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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